Are you hoping for a miracle? It's not enough.

I’m sorry, you must have accidentally somehow gotten the file with pictures of me Photoshopped as various American presidents.

#Harvey might have a law degree #but he’s also got a doctorate in Bitch Please

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#when the best parallels are also the worst

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Favorite TV Character: Donna Paulsen | Suits

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Aaron Korsh: I was writing the [season 1] finale, and I said something and it was going to be a ritual. And the network thought that my allusion — allusion with an A, not with an I — that I was alluding to something that was too overtly sexual between the two of them. I didn’t mean it to be. Because I was like, “They’re saying they’re going in an office.” It’s a glass door. What do you think’s happening in there? But they wanted it to be less sexual, so I put in, “I’ll get the can opener” just as a throwaway line. And then everybody on the crew and the cast and the director is like, “You’ve got to say what they do with the can opener!” And I said, “Are you crazy? If we say what they do with the can opener, it’s just going to be… no one will ever remember it. If we don’t say what they do with the can opener, everybody’s going to want to know. They don’t really want to know, they want to want to know.” {x}

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#IS THAT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE #WHEN YOU GIVE EACH OTHER HEAD?

“Hey Donna, did you take care of that—”
[Donna hands him a folder]
“Also, I didn’t have a chance to—”
[Donna hands him a coffee]