I like coffee and clothes and shoes and foxy boys and foxy boys who like to make out with other foxy boys. In short.
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Me:
They're filming on my street again. The lights are so bright. :(
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BFF:
That's so annoying. If it's Ryan Gosling, I'll be there in ten minutes. Actually, seven.
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Me:
Are you kidding? If Ryan Gosling were here that text would have read, "The lights are so bright they've temporarily blinded Ryan and I was able to get into his pants. Bring a camera and some condoms."
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BFF:
And I would. Because that's what BFFs do. I'd even take sloppy seconds.
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Me:
For Ryan Gosling, I'd take sloppy 35ths. No standards. No shame. No problem.
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