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Feb 23 '12

On filming and Ryan Gosling.

  • Me: They're filming on my street again. The lights are so bright. :(
  • BFF: That's so annoying. If it's Ryan Gosling, I'll be there in ten minutes. Actually, seven.
  • Me: Are you kidding? If Ryan Gosling were here that text would have read, "The lights are so bright they've temporarily blinded Ryan and I was able to get into his pants. Bring a camera and some condoms."
  • BFF: And I would. Because that's what BFFs do. I'd even take sloppy seconds.
  • Me: For Ryan Gosling, I'd take sloppy 35ths. No standards. No shame. No problem.

2 notes Tags: This is all true.

  1. red-sky said: This is A) funnier because I can hear it in both of your voices and B) accurate.
  2. disappointme posted this