March 2012
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Mar 1st
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California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Things MapCrunch has taught me:
Spain, Italy, France and Germany are mostly awesome. Norway and Switzerland are perfect. I thought I wanted to go to Brazil.  I was wrong. Mexico is incredibly colorful. Weehawken =/= NYC.  Times Square is not in Jersey.  I promise.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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gingerhaze: White Collar is the story of an adorable couple that adopts a con man and raises him as their own. Together, they fight crime!
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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welshed replied to your post: Hi news. I like the dresses and the suits and I liked last year when all the TSN butthurts were on tumblr that was a beautiful, beautiful place and time. Honestly, the OSCARS!!!! all over Tumblr doesn’t get to me the way the constant barrage of it every time I turn on the radio or TV does.  There’s no Savior for real life.  Here, from February 1st until...
Feb 26th
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Hi news.
I give zero — yes ZERO — fucks about the Oscars.  Must you discuss it at every possible opportunity/commercial break/as part of every story (mentioned in a robbery.  Yep really)?  They’re interviewing set dressers for Christ’s sake.  The hell do they even do?! “I love Hollywood and I love the Oscars.  It’s just so beautiful.” Oh.  You must not be from...
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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"You've confused a 'war on your religion' with...
— JON STEWART, The Daily Show. Yep, conservatives.
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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I spent my afternoon discussing my financial...
I feel all gross and icky and adult.  It’s giving me hives.  I’m going to eat cake for dinner, watch cartoons and play video games for the rest of the day to make up for it. Or I could check out the gay porn tag. Yeah.  That.
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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WIGGLE YOUR TUMBLR NAME(S) AROUND. →
dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons: the-fighting-temeraire: theoryofeeveelution: EYE HOT OF TRUE EVIL ONE EIGHTEEN MIGHTIER FART STUN MAJOR WISDOM TO FONDNESS DIPPIEST MOAN
Feb 23rd
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I think my favorite thing about White Collar is...
Feb 23rd
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On filming and Ryan Gosling.
Me: They're filming on my street again. The lights are so bright. :(
BFF: That's so annoying. If it's Ryan Gosling, I'll be there in ten minutes. Actually, seven.
Me: Are you kidding? If Ryan Gosling were here that text would have read, "The lights are so bright they've temporarily blinded Ryan and I was able to get into his pants. Bring a camera and some condoms."
BFF: And I would. Because that's what BFFs do. I'd even take sloppy seconds.
Me: For Ryan Gosling, I'd take sloppy 35ths. No standards. No shame. No problem.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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